This is my meat. Make your own meat.

RED MEAT partaking of the yams from the secret files of max cannon
Freak.
Mutant.
Wanna go get high?
Sure.



RED MEAT luddite locksmiths kick ass from the secret files of max cannon
Milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk...
Milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk...
Blood.
I hate you Milkman Dan!



RED MEAT last call for string bikinis from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Karen, who's your daddy?
I'll give you a clue: his initials are "MD."
I hate you Milkman Dan.
You mean, "I hate you Daddy."



RED MEAT the dirt sucker is broken from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Karen, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
I hate you Milkman Dan.
I'll be back.



RED MEAT happy enchilada from the secret files of max cannon
How does it make you feel that the role of the Post Office is increasingly being usurped by private companies that can do the job better and cheaper?
Dan, you're the last milkman on the planet.